Nuzlocke Challenger Found: I Change the Rules

I shall start it off with a battle, with that one Team Flare member that I'm jealous of...

The Houndour and Zubat trainer, except he is now Houndour and Golbat.

Now Golbat may look goofy, but he can drain over ten ounces of blood in one go!

Think about that.

That's over a cup o' blood.

So this battle is happening on Route 10, which I have already been on, and captured a Pokémon, even though there were none of these whippersnappers here before...

I fight a few of them and head into Geosenge Town, where I see another Team Flare member sulking around, but I'm WAY to busy to follow him. I got places to go and Pokémon to see --

CALEM!

He asks where they go and then leaves. He gave me a mission. I need to find them. I follow them down the road and its blocked.

I have... failed...

I head out of the town and Lucario comes back and challenges me to a battle with his trainer and other Lucario.

I battle and win with ease.

Where is the challenge?

This Nuzlocke is easy-peasy-lemon-squeazy.

I head onto Route 11 (new Route new Pokémon) and head straight into the grass.

It's a sock.

Sorry, I meant Sawk.

A friend recommended a nickname for the next one so here it is -- Pokéchu.

He gets sent to the PC and I head to the end of the Route battling trainers and I get a Holo-Clip of Professor Sycamore, which was boring and meant nothing to me or the readers, because its only about the story.

I can see the next new area!

Reflecting Cave!

I run inside hoping for that Zubat, I oh so dearly want and run into a...

Solosis.

I'm okay with that, its just ANOTHER Psychic-type. A friend jokingly says I should name it after the last doctor I saw.

He shouldn't have joked.

I name it Urologist.

I'm noticing I have a ton of new Pokémon in my PC all of which are just sitting there doing nothing, so I figured this would be a good time to try and balance out a team. I switch out Ham n Cheese for Joffrey, and head back to the cave.

Since the game is so easy, I can easily train something that is already level 20, right?

I run back into the caves and I'm behind someone and forgot that if they are a trainer they can see me in the reflection of the mirror walls. That's fine with me, more training for Joffrey.

The trainer has two Pokémon, a Throh..

Which Joffrey chews up and spits out with ease and he also has a Hawlucha.

Joffery takes a brutal hit almost dying. I switch out to Yoga Pants. Yoga Pants takes a hit and almost dies. Uh oh. WenchWench goes out next to try and Mud Slap it, where it gets one, but has to be switched out. Squints is next to try and Yawn it, but it barely makes it out alive. Skeeter is next to try and Leech Seed it and...