What The Heck Is A Viscountess - Part 14

This was probably the hardest playtime, that I have had during the whole Nuzlocke Challenge so far. Not because it was difficult or I lost lots of Pokémon, but because I was watching one of the most ridiculous and 'whattheheckisgoingon' shows I have ever watched.

FLCL

It's got a kid who gets hit in the head and suddenly he grows horns, which grow into robots which attack him, but he has one robot that doesn't... and I have no clue. So it was hard to concentrate.

I start the day off with fighting an artist with a Smeargle.

Who was simple, in all of his green paint glory.

Then a few other artist, in a double battle, with double Smeargle, and apparently they paint their battles. So I guess that's cool?

But they also have a ton of money! They gave me almost 2,000! I thought artist didn't have any money...

I fight and win, easily again... and yay! It's my favorite place to train and get oodles of cash!

The Battle Chateau!

Viola is inside and she is all like, 'Yo, dis chick be way too strong for me. Bring her in.'

...maybe not in as many words...

And then they are all like, 'For real? Let's make WhiteMistake a Baroness!'

So now that I'm imagining that I'm in the 1980's GI Joe cartoon, I go around and snatch up all the money. Time to make it rain.

Everyone in here has money even the maids. I beat them all and I'm about to go out and do some other things and the doorman stops me. 

I'm now a Viscountess.

To be completely honest I don't even know what a viscountess is, I mean I watch Downton Abbey...

But I don't even think there was a viscountess in there... time to check my handy dandy dictionary on the internet because I'm too lazy to get my actual dictionary out...

vis·count·ess

  [vahy-koun-tis] 

noun

1.

the wife or widow of a viscount.

2.

a woman holding in her own right a rank equivalent to that of a viscount.

Umm... that's a really good definition. I know exactly what that is!

Let me just... ahem... Ctrl + C...

vis·count

  [vahy-kount] 

noun

1.

a nobleman next below an earl or count and next above a baron.

2.

History/Historical . a deputy of a count or earl.

3.

(in England) a sheriff.

Now I am Viscountess WhiteMistake. I find that to be a mighty fine title indeed. I fight a few more rich folk and even a robot maid. Or at least I think it is one...

And I head further down Route 7... and OHMIGOSH

It's Calem!

He doesn't even says hi to me!

"OK, let's battle."

That's it, but he wants me to be on his team with him against Tierno and Trevor!

Of course I say YES. And we wreck them. 

He says thank-you neighbor - -

Wait... I'm his neighbor...?

That means I could probably see into his room...

*Heavy Breathing*

He leaves me on my own and lookie there. A cave. You know what caves mean?

That's right! Zubat! And I really, really like Zubat. Actually a lot more than I should. It's a fast Poison/Flying type, that if trained correctly can positively dominate. Especially when it is fully evolved into Crobat.

I save before going into the cave and see that I have seen 69 Pokémon.

I run into the cave and lo-and-behold!

Meditite... well... I guess that's okay. It has a Mega-Evolution now. So he may be useful. It isn't a Zubat, but I can live with him. I have no friends available to help me name it so I name it myself.

Yoga Pants.

And the experience gained from catching it is also making Ham n Cheese evolve!

Now I have a Meditite and a Swalot!

This is turning to be a good day. I run out of the cave and onto Route 8.

Another new Route! That means a new Pokémon!

I head into the grass hoping for something good and...

It's an adorable Spoink. Now, I have never used a Spoink before, so while I was disappointed that I didn't get something like an Absol, I am intrigued to possibly use a Spoink. 

I try to get a hold of people to name it, but alas, no on is available. 

So I name it after the most famous pig I know.

Babe.

I train a bit and walk to a cliff overhanging the sea, where the sun is setting. Which leaves it at a great moment to end this playthrough.

My Team:

Ham n Cheese (Swalot) level 26 - Route 5

Rosco (Pidgeotto) level 22 - Route 2

WenchWench (Diggersby) level 21 - Route 3

Skeeter (Ivysaur) level 18 - Lumoise City

Murray (Kirlia) level 22 - Route 4

Yoga Pants (Meditite) level 18 - Connecting Cave

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Bulbasaur (Chespin) level 12 - Aquacorde Town

Babe (Spoink) level 13 - Route 8

Squints (Snorlax) level 15 - Route 7

Ront (Dunsparce) level 19 - Route 22

Deceased

Shevchenko (Venipede) level 12 - Route 6

Neggs (Pikachu) level 14  - Santalune Forest