I Have A Dinner Date With A Joker - Part 27

I feel like going step by step through my third training session in Le Yeah. It was super important to me. You'll find out why in a moment. So...

I pay the 15,000 Pokédollars and select Triple Battle. 

I will choose my team first.

That is Amy on the left. Master Chi in the middle. And Urologist on the right.

Which to me sounds like it's trying to set up a joke.

Um, that's two Jokers in a row. Does that mean we have another man to take us out on a date?

Thanks? 

I'm scared.

First battle and first course, "This sprightly Pecha pâté has been likened to a Madame masquerading as a maiden."

Shall we get started Joker?

Sorry, of course not.

Please don't hurt me.

So first course is down and so is the battle, that was simple, so next course is... 

"This pottage of sorrowful Custap berry is topped with Mirror Coat and contains 108 different herbs."

108 herbs? Isn't that a lot? Couldn't that be dangerous?

I don't... Wait, what?

So the third course comes out.

"A braciole of fresh, Azure Bay Slowpoke Tail. Accompanied by Payapa Berry crudites glazed in an extra-virgin Oran oil and has been described as the gastronomical equivalent of a Gastly glaring at a Hex Maniac."

So, I'm eating the tail of a Pokémon? And what does the last thing even mean?!

I'm too scared about the knife he's holding to ask what he likes.

Fourth and last course and then I can escape this dinner date from Hell.

"This is the ultimate in hard cheese, aged up to 180 years. Simply biting into this blue cheese will give off an odor so foul, your nose hairs will burn. Enjoy washed-rind cheese made using a female Arbok's Toxic poison."

No. That sounds like something you will use to kill with...

You mean like Zubat-Man?

And with that something starts to happen... Amy?

Amy evolves into Garchomp! My favorite Dragon Pokémon!

And I start to make my escape... er... my way out of the restaurant. Joker can you get my check for me?

KTHXBAI

And I run out of the restaurant.

My Team:

Ham n Cheese (Swalot) level 47 - Route 5

ShutUppyPuff (Yanmega) level 35 - Route 10

Urologist (Reuniclus) level 43 - Reflecting Cave

Master Chi (Lucario) level 48 - Mastery Tower

Amy (Garchomp) level 48 - Route 13

Schrodinger (Carnivine) level 30 - Route 12

PC

HeebieJeebies (Exeggutor) level 28 - Route 12

Hallmark 2 (Luvdisc) level 15 - Shalour City

Babe (Spoink) level 19 - Route 8

Bulbasaur (Quilladin) level 20 - Aquacorde Town

Deceased

Shevchenko (Venipede) level 12 - Route 6

Neggs (Pikachu) level 14  - Santalune Forest

Rosco (Pidgeotto) level 22 - Route 2

Yoga Pants (Meditite) level 26 - Connecting Cave

Murray (Kirlia) level 25 - Route 4

Skeeter (Ivysaur) level 26 - Lumoise City

WenchWench (Diggersby) level 23 - Route 3

Squints (Snorlax) level 22 - Route 7

Joffery (Tyrunt) level 21 - Ambrette Town

Ront (Dunsparce) level 19 - Route 22

Pokéchu (Sawk) level 23 - Route 11

Hallmark (Luvdsic) level 15 - Cyllage City

Victini (Onix) level 18 - Glittering Cave

Kidney Stone (Hippopotas) level 19 - Route 9