Wrong Turn: Pokemon Edition - Part 38

I step off into the third floor of the basement and Lysandre and some... man? I think that's a man... Stop me.

To be honest I don't even know what to compare him to... so I'll try... he's a rubber suit wearing, Micheal Jackson glove posing, vampire skin flashing, John Goodman sized, awful haircut donning, blu-tooth using... guy. 

That's the best I got... sorry.

I feel like I don't even need to say I fight him.

After winning I notice that there are two enormous buttons behind Xerosic (which I have no I idea why they gave him such a convoluted name, but ehhhh whateves), one of them is red and one is blue...

In my first playthrough I chose red, so this time I decide on blue.

Apparently if I choose the right button, it won't activate the weapon. So here goes nothing.

I win! I pressed the right button!

Wait... Xerosic, rhymes with the nickname for a man called Richard (that's Dick for those of you who don't know), and he activates the machine anyways.

It goes through a cut scene as this giant crystal flower erupts out of the ground in Geosenge Town, and destroys probably a good 80% of the town just by being activated. Houses are thrown about and the stones that made it look like Stonehenge... 

Are gone and all that there is left is 'the weapon'.

I leave the lab to go to Geosenge. I feel like if I don't save the world, I'll die and so will my Pokémon, which means I would lose the Nuzlocke Challenge.

And since I don't have any Pokémon that can Fly... I have to walk...

I pass the Battle Chateau and say to myself...

"I could train." 

So i train a little bit, Epo grows a few more levels and now everyone on my team is over 50.

I'm so happy.

I head up from Cyllage, and it's probably taken me about... a real-world fifteen minutes to get here (without including the training). And the entrance to Geosenge is blocked. 

I actually didn't know this. And it aggravates me just a tad.

So I head around through everything again, and then up and around... long story short is that I pretty much circumnavigate the entire region. 

I head over to the area, where I know they are located and there are some Team Flare members blocking the entrance.

"WhiteMistake... you're not in this alone."

Could it be?

Hey there Calem...

My Team:

Epo (Poliwrath) level 50 - Route 16

ShutUppyPuff (Yanmega) level 52- Route 10

Master Chi (Lucario) level 54 - Mastery Tower

Amy (Garchomp) level 55 - Route 13

Waxworth (Chandelure) level 51 - Lost Hotel

FrostedFlake (Abomasnow) level 51 - Route 17

PC

HeebieJeebies (Exeggutor) level 28 - Route 12

Hallmark 2 (Luvdisc) level 15 - Shalour City

Bulbasaur (Quilladin) level 20 - Aquacorde Town

Deceased

Babe (Spoink) level 19 - Route 8

Ham n Cheese (Swalot) level 51 - Route 5

Urologist (Reuniclus) level 46 - Reflecting Cave

Nameless (Foongus) level 37 - Route 15

Schrodinger (Carnivine) level 31 - Route 12

Shevchenko (Venipede) level 12 - Route 6

Neggs (Pikachu) level 14  - Santalune Forest

Rosco (Pidgeotto) level 22 - Route 2

Yoga Pants (Meditite) level 26 - Connecting Cave

Murray (Kirlia) level 25 - Route 4

Skeeter (Ivysaur) level 26 - Lumoise City

WenchWench (Diggersby) level 23 - Route 3

Squints (Snorlax) level 22 - Route 7

Joffery (Tyrunt) level 21 - Ambrette Town

Ront (Dunsparce) level 19 - Route 22

Pokéchu (Sawk) level 23 - Route 11

Hallmark (Luvdsic) level 15 - Cyllage City

Victini (Onix) level 18 - Glittering Cave

Kidney Stone (Hippopotas) level 19 - Route 9

Areas Nothing Can Be Caught

Frost Caverns