Flllllaaaassssshhhhbbbbaaaacccckkkkk.
If anyone forgot both Shevchenko and Neggs died. AND IT WAS TRAUMATIC.
I never want to go through that again... so...
Let's get down to buisness...
To defeat, the 'mons.
CUE THE MUSICAL NUMBER
Did they send me Seel?
When I asked for Dewgongs.
You're the weakest bunch I ever seen,
So let's go train, before we're through.
It's time to train, to evolve, all of you!
Tranquill's in the forest,
I don't have that one.
Murray you are up first,
Evolves, before twenty-one.
Stop your whinning and almost dying
You were Psychic, now Fairy too.
Murary evolved! Now evolve, the rest of you!
I'm never gunna catch 'em all,
Skeeter, you're gunna be the next one.
You'll be super helpful at the next gym.
Here, come out of your Pokéball.
An Audino! This will be just fun.
Evolved!
Now the next one will be him!
Evolve 'mon.
You'll be swift as a big Blastoise.
Evolve 'mon.
With all the attack like a Rattata,
Evolve 'mon.
With all the defense like a Nidoking.
She finally evolves, for her strong trainer Ma!
Ham n Cheese it's your turn, evolve for me.
Heed my every order, to evolve, you'll see.
You aren't the strongest for battle,
You are almost food for cattle.
You take way, too long to evolve.
Evolve 'mon
I'll evolve you much much later.
Evolve 'mon.
It will be in another short four.
Evolve 'mon.
Hopefully by then I won't be lazy,
And I won't need to evolve anymore.
And that was my training montage/ode to Mulan. Which is one of the greatest Disney movies ever made.
You go girl!
I would also like to apologize for that awful rendition of the song.
My Team:
Ham n Cheese (Gulpin) level 22 - Route 5
Rosco (Pidgeotto) level 21 - Route 2
WenchWench (Diggersby) level 20 - Route 3
Skeeter (Ivysaur) level 17 - Lumoise City
Murray (Kirlia) level 20 - Route 4
Ront (Dunsparce) level 18 - Route 22
PC
Bulbasaur (Chespin) level 12 - Aquacorde Town
Deceased
Shevchenko (Venipede) level 12 - Route 6
Neggs (Pikachu) level 14 - Santalune Forest
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