Snorlax Wants To Be In Blaxsploitation - Part 10

I don't like hordes. Plain and simple. They always gang up on my Pokémon with Leers and Growls and Tail Whips and then start to tear apart my team with Pounds and Tackles and Quick Attacks. And Scraggy is even worse since it has Sand Attack. But since I kept fighting these Scraggy, that meant Rosco kept going out (Keen Eye helped out a lot here)... and suddenly...Rosco?

Rosco evolved! My first Nuzlocke evolution! This will help things move along a little easier now.

At this moment I make my way to Camphier Town. 

I have a serious question now. How is that pronounced? Camp Friar? Camp fire? Camp feerer? Heck if I know.

So I walk into Campwhatever Town and explore a little bit. And I walk into a hotel. I'm talking to everyone and... suddenly my heart sinks.

And everything goes black. Again. And just as soon as it started it is over.

I stumble out of the hotel, head into Shabboneau Castle and almost immediately I hear the second most disheartening thing all day.

"Hi, WhiteBeetch."

Of course this day could get worse. Shauna has arrived. We hear that something is happening on Route 7 and she runs ahead. Good. I don't want to see her. So I try to go onto Route 6 and...

"WhiteBeetch!"

So I head down Route 7 and I see a big, fat, sleeping...

I could use him. I could use him a lot. Snorlax are good. I would like that, but I don't have a Poké-Flute.

If you didn't know you need one of these:

To awaken one of these:

You tend to get the flute in game at some point because you almost always need to move a sleeping Snorlax or two. They also come in handy in waking Pokémon that are sleeping in your party, instead of using a berry or Awakening.

I wonder if one of these guys has a flute for me to borrow so I can snag this tank of a 'mon. 

Hey, guys do you have a Poké-Flute? You don't, huh... What do you mean you handed it over? Over to whom? What do you mean it wasn't handed over? It was taken?!

**(Warning to parents, I have to use this picture. It's to show my love to the movie and the fact that it fits so perfectly here. Cover them eyes, kiddies.)**

So apparently some place called Parfum Palace has it, so I just need to...

"C'mon WhiteBeetch! Let's go!"

I'll let Black Dynamite finish this post up with what I would want to do to Shauna right now.

My Team:

 Ham n Cheese (Gulpin) level 13 - Route 5

Rosco (Pidgey) level 18 - Route 2

WenchWench (Bunnelby) level 14- Route 3

Murray (Ralts) level 13 - Route 4

Neggs (Pikachu) level 13 - Santalune Forest

Ront (Dunsparce) level 14 - Route 22

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Bulbasaur (Chespin) level 12 - Aquacorde Town

Skeeter (Bulbasaur) level 12 - Lumoise City