Saturday, June 7, 2014

PikachuPikachuPikachu - Part 4

In this corner we have the opposing trainer sending out a Scatterbug! And our hero of the day, WhiteMistake, ("Yeahhhh go WhiteBeetch!", Shauna says in the background, God I hate her), sends out Neggs! This battle seems kind of one-sided folks.

Majority of the time I pretend that I have commentary when battling, especially later in the game, when I have over powered Pokémon.  But only with the announcer from the Pokémon Stadium games voice. Oh how I love him...



I'll refrain from posting anything too long, so I'll just use this one.

So after this battle Neggs is now level 7 and learns the move Play Nice. All that I want is for her to learn Quick Attack and make my day easier at least bugs in the forest are easy to fight with Pikachu and there aren't like tons of electric types to make my day hard in here, because that would be really annoying and take much longer than it should. I mean electric types are nice, but not when you are doing a Nuzlocke Challenge and it's early in the game and all you have is an electric, flying and grass type in your party. That would be really bad if all I did was run into electric ones.

I run into another Pikachu. I have to switch out Neggs for Bulbasaur to speed things up.

I have to do this again, immediately after.

And again.

But not this time, it was a Pansear.

But this time I had to.

And this time as well. 

I'm getting annoyed, they aren't hard, but they all have the Static ability which is just paralyzing everything.

(This may be the only time I admit that Shauna is good for something as she will heal my Pokémon as many times as I need, so write that on the calendar)

Don't ask me why I chose the July 1993 calendar. Even I don't know why...

So after fighting wayyyyy more Pikachu then I should be fighting, I'm almost at the end of the forest and Shauna has to start talking to me.

"Wow, you caught a Pikachu!"


...if i wasn't so busy fighting them I would probably chase you down a hallway. Naked. With a chainsaw...

Finally a trainer appears, at least there won't be anymore Pikachu to fight.

"You're going to be in for a shock!"

Don't.

Don't you dare.

Trainer sends out a Pikachu.


It wouldn't be so bad if they gave more experience. Or the fact that 95% of the time after I fight them I'm left paralyzed.


So I make it to the end of the forest and my newfound friends want me to leave with them. 

Nope.

I turn around to train some more, since I skipped a trainer and I really should grind a bit...

A WILD PIKACHU APPEARS

This is getting ridiculous, Neggs is leveling up from attacking her brothers and sisters... AND THEY AREN'T EVEN COMMON IN THIS PLACE. THEY'RE RARE-ISH.

I beat this umpteenth Pikachu and I'm almost in seeing distance of this trainer and...

Another Pikachu.

I get to the trainer.

It's a weak Bug Catcher. 



I beat the trainer, it was easy as pie, maybe all this Pikachu training is paying off.

I take one step into the grass...

I bet no one can guess what appears. 

I'll even give you three guesses.

Enter them here:

Guess 1: ___________
Guess 2: ___________
Guess 3: ___________

The answer was...


PIKACHU AND HIS ARMY OF PIKACHU

I can't stand this. So I run out of the forest with my friends and never look back. 

But now I'm on Route 3, which means I can catch another new Pokémon!

My Team:
Neggs (Pikachu) level 10 - Santalune Pikachu Forest
Rosco (Pidgey) level 10 - Route 2
Bulbasaur (Chespin) level 10 - Aquacorde Town

This is the time of my blog to appologize for the death of hundreds of Pikachu that occurred during this time. It wasn't funny. Pikachu die every day in training accidents and in the wild due to trainers who hate them. They are a peaceful and loving Pokémon that want to be captured and cherished like their powerful counterparts like Metagross and Charizard. Let's give them some help so things like this never happen again.

Remember the 'Chus 2014.




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