The Avatar, The Starter, And A Battle - Part 2

I would like to let everyone know that when I started this Nuzlocke Challenge I decided to try and make it as random as possible, just to make it more interesting, so most of the following choices are chosen by unsuspecting friends, dice rolls and coin flips. 

So for this first official posting and steps into the Kalos region, it may sound a little long winded and technical, but I just want to let everyone know that I had a method to my madness and I just didn't chose just anything.

I first erased my previous save. It wasn't all the traumatic. I mean I didn't select to delete everything. I had someone else do it. So now I can blame them. 

The game starts I DO however chose to play the game in English. Probably one of the very few choices I knew I had to make. At this point the game starts and I have to chose my avatar in the game. So this is how I broke it down.

I took a coin and called it in the air to my friends so they knew I was legit. 

"Heads I'm a boy. Tails I'm a girl"

*sighs*

I got tails. And for those of you who don't get the joke. You should leave. But don't really. I want you to want me.

The first sign of fate had started. I was no a female girl about to go out on her own in the big bad world of Kalos. The next thing I had to chose was what skin tone I wanted to be, since there are now three skin tones I had to decide...

Black, White, or really Anglo-Saxon, glow-in-the-dark, I-need-sunscreen-everywhere-I-go white.

So I used a die program and said, "On a 1 or 2 I'm super white. 3 or 4 I'm normal white. 5 or 6 I'm black."

I'll give you all a clue. I didn't get 3 through 6. 

So here I am.

A girl that was bleached by whatever God there is in the Pokémon-World, about to go out on her own and attempt to not have her Pokémon die in her arms as she potentially struggles to be the very best, like no one ever was...

Also just so it doesn't get too confusing (which it will, believe me), I have named myself in the game WhiteMistake.

So the game starts and as I'm playing (remember, I've never been a girl before). My room is...

PURPLE

Like violently so, I'm pretty sure I almost had a seizure. And just like the boy's side of things a wild Fletchling storms into my room and full-on tackles me, and from behind me as I'm playing. A friend of mine who has barely played through Generation One, says.

"Is that really how it starts?!"

And now I'm pretty sure Game Freak, if for some reason you read this, you lost a potential customer because you let Pokémon abuse your clientele. 

So I'm fooling around and I show the guy who is watching that I can sit in a chair and that for some strange reason I was sleeping with a Pikachu 3DS in my hands and now that I'm awake I can't let go of it, but as I sit at the computer I realize that it says that my dad bought it for me.

I didn't even know I had a dad in this game!

So I get to thinking. Maybe my dad is dead. Or he is in the army. Or maybe he's divorced. Or maybe I don't really have a dad and that's what my mom tells me because a strange guy she was dating bought it for me to try and be daddy-like to me, but all he really wanted to do was sleep with my mom. 

Anyways the typical game follows. I go downstairs. Glare at my mom for doing something to my long-forgotten father. And I'm invited to go and hang-out with a group of strangers in the neighboring town!

So I get over there and they immediately start hounding me.

They want me to nickname myself. 

(As I was writing this, right now I swear to God, a bird outside sounded like Fletchling, I hope it wont tackle me awake)

So I look to my friend and ask, what should my nickname be?

With a deadpan expression he looks at me and says.

Kids might want to leave for this part.

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"White Bitch" 

And that's when I stopped playing Pokémon for the rest of my life. The end. Nuzlocke Challenge completed. I'll give myself a gold star too...

 There we go.

So I changed my nickname to be a little more child friendly. 

My nickname is now... "WhiteBeetch"

And of course my new bubbly, animated, annoying, I-want-her-dead, friend Shauna The NPC, says, "OK! WhiteBeetch fits you perfectly!"

So now that I have a blood feud with Shauna, I get to select my starter. So I have it all figured out. I choose Froakie the first time so I don't need him, but I really like Fennikin! So let's get Fennikin!

So like before 1 or 2 Froakie. 3 or 4 Fennikin. 5 or 6 Chespin.

And just what I wanted!

Wait no... NO! I DON'T WANT HIM. HE HAS THAT AWFUL TEENAGE YEAR THING GOING ON WITH DOPEY QUILLADIN. UGH. 

So Chespin it is then. What should we name him, I ask my friend.

"Bulbasaur."

Straight-faced again he replies to me. I think me asking him to choose stuff for me is harder than the Nuzlocke challenge. 

So now I have my first Pokémon. Which means I can no longer receive a Pokémon from this place, which is Aquacorde Town. 

Bulbasaur the Chespin (oh dear Lord this will be tough to understand later on). 

Then I finally got to get my revenge on that Shauna harlot. 

I take out her Froakie in two Vine Whips and Bulbasaur is now level 6. 

And with that the first step into Nuzlocke Madness started. 

I'm already scared.

My Team:

Bulbasaur (Chespin) lvl 6 - Aquacorde Town